Dick couch

When your penis is so small it rests on top of your balls like a mini couch.

"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."

by Fleetsailor May 15, 2013

Dick Couch

Some one who uses their body as a couch on which dicks may lay. Usually implying that one is homosexual. Usually used as an insult.

You're such a dick couch!

by flagetasshole April 5, 2009

dickpouch

An all-purpose, unisex insult. It implies that one is a "holder of dicks".

John: Hey, I kicked an old lady today, right in the face!

Tilly: You're a real dickpouch John.

John:...

by John FitzgibbonsIII January 30, 2008

professor dickdouche

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.

teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche

by wangjiahua December 11, 2010

dickdouche

Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".

"Don't be such a dick douche." "That guy Brian is such a dickdouche!"

by "Biff Rinaldi" March 28, 2009

dicktouch

Literally, one who touches dicks. A derrogatory term used against someone to infer that they are perhaps homosexual.

Doug, stop shooting Nerf-Bow-And-Arrows out of my car trunk at the Taco-Bell Drive Thru while there are cops around, you fucking dicktouch.

by The Sexecutioner March 16, 2004

Dickcough

Dickcough is the small amount of left over cum after you has masterbated

Aj: Hey Mitch you have a bit of cum on your knee

Mitch: Oh crap my dickcoughed

by Thousand foot krutch September 1, 2009