Dick Slicker

A Dick Slicker, or slicker, is a condom, a "raincoat" or "Slicker" for your penis. Just as a rain slicker is worn to protect your body from exposure to unfriendly weather, a "dick slicker" is worn to protect your pecker from exposure to unfriendly snatch.

"If you're going to Jamie's tonight, don't forget the Dick Slicker. She spends so much time at the free clinic she has her own parking space.

by ImSkattered March 17, 2008

slicker than a minners dick

Used to describe something very slippery and/or slimy, like a "minnows dick"

Well I'll be damned, that tire's slicker than a minners dick!

by Rag2123 December 2, 2024

Dick Slickem

A male that shaves his entire genital, taint and anal region smooth as a baby's bottom.

There's a lot of Dick Slickems at the gym showers today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

dick snicker

A word you say in pure terror when your frightened or hurt yourself

Oh DICK SNICKERS you scared the shit out of me

by Reynosar May 8, 2017

dick slicken

Randy comes and puts Bacon Grease on your dick to make it fit in his mouth

It won't fit.. Well better get to Dick Slicken!

by loopywig July 23, 2017

Dick slacker

One who slacks at giving or taking dick.

My boyfriend is such a dick slacker, he's horrible in bed.

by Mikey1985 April 23, 2018

Dick Slicer

A mechanism, commonly utilized in society to chop the cock and balls off of a notorious, often dangerous and vial human being.

"That nigga just got sent to the Dick Slicer for committing heinous crimes."
"We just arrested some poor guy with plans to test the Dick Slicer on him."

by DickSlicer August 30, 2021