Dick Slicker

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A Dick Slicker, or slicker, is a condom, a "raincoat" or "Slicker" for your penis. Just as a rain slicker is worn to protect your body from exposure to unfriendly weather, a "dick slicker" is worn to protect your pecker from exposure to unfriendly snatch.

"If you're going to Jamie's tonight, don't forget the Dick Slicker. She spends so much time at the free clinic she has her own parking space.

Dick Slicker by ImSkattered March 17, 2008

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slicker than a minners dick

Used to describe something very slippery and/or slimy, like a "minnows dick"

Well I'll be damned, that tire's slicker than a minners dick!

slicker than a minners dick by Rag2123 December 2, 2024

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Dick Slickem

A male that shaves his entire genital, taint and anal region smooth as a baby's bottom.

There's a lot of Dick Slickems at the gym showers today.

Dick Slickem by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

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dick snicker

A word you say in pure terror when your frightened or hurt yourself

Oh DICK SNICKERS you scared the shit out of me

dick snicker by Reynosar May 8, 2017

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dick slicken

Randy comes and puts Bacon Grease on your dick to make it fit in his mouth

It won't fit.. Well better get to Dick Slicken!

dick slicken by loopywig July 23, 2017

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Dick slacker

One who slacks at giving or taking dick.

My boyfriend is such a dick slacker, he's horrible in bed.

Dick slacker by Mikey1985 April 23, 2018

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Dick Slicer

A mechanism, commonly utilized in society to chop the cock and balls off of a notorious, often dangerous and vial human being.

"That nigga just got sent to the Dick Slicer for committing heinous crimes."
"We just arrested some poor guy with plans to test the Dick Slicer on him."

Dick Slicer by DickSlicer August 30, 2021

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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