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Dick Long Johnson 

The best name for a male person possible.
Female: "So what's your name?"
Dick: "Dick Long Johnson."
Female: "Let's go to my place"

Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over 

Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over
Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over

Dick Long When She Making It Trickle 

Dick Long When She Making It Trickle
Dick Long When She Making It Trickle

short dick long nose 

A douche bag with a long nose and you assume he has a small dick
Wow jerry is such a short dick long nose kinda guy am I right??!

Mhm...Dick Long, I Call It Salsalito...Mhm 

Mhm...Dick Long, I Call It Salsalito...Mhm
Mhm...Dick Long, I Call It Salsalito...Mhm

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter
My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter