Dick Lint 

When the tip of your penis has lint from your underwear on it.

"lets Fuck"
"Hold on let me pick of the dick lint on my penis"

Dick Lint by TheMidSizeCheese June 26, 2008

Lint Dick 

When a piece of lint is stuck to your dick and you don't notice until you are peeing and it shoots in 3 directions

I went to go piss and I had lint dick now I made a mess in the bathroom and also on my jeans.

Lint Dick by dunnyjake October 3, 2011

Lint Dick 

What a man gets when he tries to fornicate with a female's belly button.

Yo dude I was so drunk last night I tried to stick it in but I got lint dick.

Lint Dick by Daddylonglegs2 February 22, 2011

Dicklint

The ultimate insult surpassing any other insult derived from body parts and/or objects inserted into or used on body parts for various purposes, such as "douchebag" "asshole" or "cunt bucket" There is nothing more degrading than being called the accumulation of underwear fuzz, sweat, urine, pre-ejactulatory fluid, and pubic hair on the tip of someones dick.

"Fuck off you fucking dicklint!"

person A: "you're a skank ass whore!"

person B " well you're a shitty dicklint!"

Dicklint by Babakism January 19, 2010

Dicklint

The small fibers that collect on the head of your penis when jacking off under a "fuzzy" blanket.

That blanket you gave me for Christmas gave me quite a bit of dicklint.

Dicklint by Pierced69 June 9, 2021