Dick Flegm 

The flegmmy sticky discharge that oozes of an std infested dick, just like when you have a cold and flegm oozes out your sinuses.

Dude he just shot me in the eye with his dick flegm!

Dick Flegm by O sin Z 144 March 27, 2009

Dickflem 

1.To cum
2.Ejaculating Semen
3Letting off your load

Right After we fucked he got me in the face with dickflem

Dickflem by -Rain Man- December 23, 2010

dickplegm 

Someone so stupid, they are classed as dickphlegm, because people will be hard pressed to find something more stupid than that, and is just used as a rude term.

I hate Ben, he's dickphlegm.

dickplegm by Nimbus April 25, 2005

Toe Rag 

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016