Dick Flegm 

The flegmmy sticky discharge that oozes of an std infested dick, just like when you have a cold and flegm oozes out your sinuses.

Dude he just shot me in the eye with his dick flegm!

Dick Flegm by O sin Z 144 March 27, 2009

Dickflem 

1.To cum
2.Ejaculating Semen
3Letting off your load

Right After we fucked he got me in the face with dickflem

Dickflem by -Rain Man- December 23, 2010

dickplegm 

Someone so stupid, they are classed as dickphlegm, because people will be hard pressed to find something more stupid than that, and is just used as a rude term.

I hate Ben, he's dickphlegm.

dickplegm by Nimbus April 25, 2005