Destro stupidcat

The act of being offensive for no fucking reason whilst being ingnorant of the pain they are causing

Damn, that niggas being a real fucking destro stupidcat when he makes fun of suicide. Tf

Destro stupidcat by DestroSC February 14, 2018

dextroseosis

a horrid disease which causes dna to be chemically unbalanced. due to the inbalance of dna our sex cells morph into emperor penguin sex cells. the disease can cause an invasion of aqueos solution inside the brain thus causing the brain to explode within months of contracting the disease. it is said that pickles hold this disease and anything they have ever touched also holds the disease. the only known cure is bubble tea or banana chocolate milkshakes.

As i was perusing through my nick nacks i accidently contracted dextroseosis by touching an old pickle.

dextroseosis by jason wall June 28, 2007

dextrosity 

Dextrose content of a (chemical) solution, including blood. Also a pun on dexterity, due to non-intrusive blood sugar monitoring devices which are essentially looking for the glucose content of blood (dextrose is also known as d-glucose) by shining light through one's finger.

A: "I have been feeling very feint lately."

B: "Maybe you have low blood sugar, go get a blood test."

A: "But I am afraid of needles."

B: "Then get a dextrosity check, you pussy."

dextrosity by minagica April 28, 2011

Dextrosity 

Used when describing music that is toxic because of excessive dexterous technique. It relates to "monstrosity" and "dexterous"

That band are an absolute dextrosity!

Dextrosity by spoonfedbutangry August 30, 2010