Dewrag 

A rag often used to clean up ejaculates.

Hey look it must be dewrag's dewrag, because Cathleen and and Brittni figured out they can do better.

Dewrag by marky_estabon January 6, 2009

defragmatize 

A word used by some stupid people in the place of defragment.

Hey we should defragmatize our computer so it works better.

defragmatize by Carey Cole March 15, 2008

defrag 

Short for defragmentation. To understand what defragmentation means, you must first understand what fragmentation is. Fragmentation is when entire files are broken down into many pieces and spread across the hard drive. This can also happen regarding free space on the hard drive. Now, defragmentation is the action of collecting the various “fragments” of files and grouping them back together.

My PC was running slow, so I used Diskeeper defrag to speed it back up.

defrag by AlecC September 25, 2006

Dusty Dew Rag 

A foreign hooker, that is often low priced, and sought after by middle class, fat white men.

Dusty Dew Rag: “Hey brad, how about we order one of those dusky dew rags?”

Dusty Dew Rag by Yungdaggerdick32801 December 21, 2018

defrag 

1. To rearrange data on a disk so that it is stored seqentially rather than randomly, thus decreasing total access times. Fairly useless on new, fast drives.

2. Antonym of frag. Ie, to bring someone back to life.

1. Dirko: My 486 is running like a bag of shit.
Atticus: Defrag the dunga!

2. Game consol: Dirko was fragged by Poonani
Dirko: Damn, I need to be defragged. This definition is so stupid.

defrag by Grant Hayes September 27, 2005

neuro-defragmentation 

A process that involves the systematic disintegration of the brain, often a consequence of an extremely befuddling statement or assertion, such as an ancient chinese proverb or a sentence in Latin.

Person 1: did I confuse you?
Person 2: yeah i was on the brink of neuro-defragmentation

Person 1: So you say he was trying to listen to classical music whilst watching scuzz and doing a crossword in spanish at the same time?
Person 2: I'm afraid that's the truth, yes.
Person 1: Poor man, looks like a serious case of neuro-defragmentation

neuro-defragmentation by SavouryJesus July 22, 2010

defrag 

to settle, chill, simmer or sit back to gather ones thoughts.

1) "Take a step back my friend, defrag for a second, don't over-react"
2) "I'd rather stay in tonight, I need to relax and defrag."

defrag by Joel F. September 23, 2005