A destiple is a fan of the lead singer of the rock group r.e.m., Michael Stipe. These fanatics are so devoted to the lyrics (however indecipherable) written by Michael Stipe, that they worship him like he was Jesus or something. They often wonder what he's really like - since they'll never know - and delight in ridiculous anecdotes about him performing ordinary everyday tasks like opening his mail or talking on the phone.
Destiple: Awe! I bet Michael was adorable and sexy when he opened his mail!
Normal person: You need to get a life.
Normal person: You need to get a life.
by Jeeepster August 19, 2008
Get the Destiple mug.The premature truncation of a romance arc between two characters on a television series by showing half the couple declaring love right before being pulled out of the story, then actually killing the other half of said couple before any reaction can be shown to confirm reciprocation.
See also: Desti-edging (Urban Dictionary)
See also: Schrödinger's Ship - when it's a canon-romantic couple due to overwhelming use of romance tropes and a love declaration from half the ship, but also left "open to interpretation" by viewers who want to see it as platonic because the writer(s) deliberately left it ambiguous by removing/killing the couple before the other half can respond to said love declaration and confirm reciprocation.
See also: Dean Winchester/Castiel (from the television series "Supernatural")
See also: Desti-edging (Urban Dictionary)
See also: Schrödinger's Ship - when it's a canon-romantic couple due to overwhelming use of romance tropes and a love declaration from half the ship, but also left "open to interpretation" by viewers who want to see it as platonic because the writer(s) deliberately left it ambiguous by removing/killing the couple before the other half can respond to said love declaration and confirm reciprocation.
See also: Dean Winchester/Castiel (from the television series "Supernatural")
"My OTP got Destieled. He told his best friend he loved him, and then he got magicked away and the other guy got killed off before anything good could happen."
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One of, if not the the, oldest independent MC clubs in the Boston, MA area. Devil's Desciples do not wear standard rockers as their colors but have two sets of red and white winged tags on the shoulders and lower back, with a large chopper riding skeleton in the middle. One of the membership requirements is a registered and insured American motorcycle.
The Devil's Desciples MC are from Boston, MA.
by RedDesciple August 6, 2009
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the Desiples of 2012 will join together and prepare the world for mankind's transformation from homo sapienes to homo illumines.
by bullhunter May 19, 2009
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by ThaBarz August 21, 2012
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I hate my desticle. Everyone walks by and cropdusts me.
Can't I get a real cubicle instead of this stupid damned desticle.
I hate my desticle. Everyone walks by and cropdusts me.
Can't I get a real cubicle instead of this stupid damned desticle.
by Retardicus Maximus May 3, 2011
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