Skip to main content

Destiple 

A destiple is a fan of the lead singer of the rock group r.e.m., Michael Stipe. These fanatics are so devoted to the lyrics (however indecipherable) written by Michael Stipe, that they worship him like he was Jesus or something. They often wonder what he's really like - since they'll never know - and delight in ridiculous anecdotes about him performing ordinary everyday tasks like opening his mail or talking on the phone.
Destiple: Awe! I bet Michael was adorable and sexy when he opened his mail!

Normal person: You need to get a life.
Destiple by Jeeepster August 19, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch

Destieled 

The premature truncation of a romance arc between two characters on a television series by showing half the couple declaring love right before being pulled out of the story, then actually killing the other half of said couple before any reaction can be shown to confirm reciprocation.

See also: Desti-edging (Urban Dictionary)

See also: Schrödinger's Ship - when it's a canon-romantic couple due to overwhelming use of romance tropes and a love declaration from half the ship, but also left "open to interpretation" by viewers who want to see it as platonic because the writer(s) deliberately left it ambiguous by removing/killing the couple before the other half can respond to said love declaration and confirm reciprocation.

See also: Dean Winchester/Castiel (from the television series "Supernatural")
"My OTP got Destieled. He told his best friend he loved him, and then he got magicked away and the other guy got killed off before anything good could happen."
Destieled by GirlyFanOfSciFi December 13, 2020

Devil's Desciples MC 

One of, if not the the, oldest independent MC clubs in the Boston, MA area. Devil's Desciples do not wear standard rockers as their colors but have two sets of red and white winged tags on the shoulders and lower back, with a large chopper riding skeleton in the middle. One of the membership requirements is a registered and insured American motorcycle.
The Devil's Desciples MC are from Boston, MA.
A person who's presence removes confusion from those around them. One who clears the cloud of confusion that blinds the world.
the Desiples of 2012 will join together and prepare the world for mankind's transformation from homo sapienes to homo illumines.
desiple by bullhunter May 19, 2009

Desi Desciples 

Underground Hip Hop Group from Atlanta, Georgia, bringing back the Desi feel through hip-hop for Desi Americans. Passing the Desi culture to any individuals for future generations.
Desi Desciples are the best independent hip hop group for the Desi Americans.
Desi Desciples by ThaBarz August 21, 2012
A Dell OptiPlex that is full of dust. Most likely from a school or workplace that never cleans their old computers
Damn, that Dell DustiPlex has so much dust inside.
DustiPlex by MrDylanyay August 9, 2018

Desticle 

An office cubicle area that is defined solely by the surface area taken up by a desk.
Go back to your desticle and do some work, jackass.

I hate my desticle. Everyone walks by and cropdusts me.

Can't I get a real cubicle instead of this stupid damned desticle.
More from Urban Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next