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The Destitutioner 

Executioner of the destitute. The Destitutioner can be your hired gun for an array of homeless people problems, from those that simply beg for change to the windshield washer type that use filthy newspaper to "earn" that pay. Manner of bum death is the employer's choice, and the destitutioner will either urinate or defecate - or both - on the departed at no extra charge!
Mr. Morgan: God dammit, I am sick and tired of that corner derelict always nagging me for my hard-earned money. I wish there was a way to permanently rid him from society.
Mr. Morgan's co-worker: Hire the Destitutioner. Trust me, you will never be hassled for another dime by that waste of life again.
The Destitutioner by sciflyer.25 February 4, 2013

dessicunt 

A dessicunt is any material that when applied inside the vagina, dries it out completely.
"That wad of cotton was an outstanding dessicunt, now my cunny is dry like the Mojave..."
dessicunt by MingeV. May 8, 2014

destitution

Many people in Peru are left in Destitution because of Natural Disasters.
destitution by s3xiiTiiNk November 19, 2007

destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016
The conotative definition of destitute is without money.
destitute by Larstait November 14, 2003

Dick Destitute 

Dick destitution is any period of time over three months where a man doesn't 'get it in.' Also known as 'period of dryness.'
Guy 1: "Man this sucks."

Guy 2: "What is it?"

Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."

Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."
Dick Destitute by DaffyGKH August 11, 2013
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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