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Desk fat 

A raging erection which occurs whilst sitting at a desk, often in a work situation after a scantily clad co-worker passes by, or occasionally on television panel programs where one of the hosts is sitting next to a rather fit lady who oozes sex. Given the public nature of this erection, the individual with the desk fat is unable to leave the safety of the desk for fear of being exposed as a deviant until the desk fat subsides
Lehmo was seated next to The Veronicas on this evening's edition of The Project, and given they project their sexuality in such an overt manner, Lehmo found himself with an enormous desk fat the moment the interview began
Desk fat by Retrovertigo November 28, 2014
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The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom
Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!
Desk-fat by #NoDreamTooSmall June 25, 2021
The weight an active person gains after being removed from active duty and gets locked away in an office behind a desk indulging in copious amounts of donuts and imbibing exotic coffees; all the while being lied to by fellow coworkers just how GREAT they look.. meanwhile they look leathery and dangly in all the wrong places.
Kenneth: Has anyone seen Lindsey lately? Wow, she looks Amazing!
Carina: Huh? She looks like SHIT! I know you like them heavy girls, but she done gained a whole lot of deskfat since she got an office job!
Kenneth: Aww.. deskfat is the best!!
Deskfat by #NoDreamTooSmall June 26, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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