desalting the pretzel

When a guy jizzes all over himself, lets it dry, and then has his sex partner lick it off.

"yo man laura was desalting the pretzel, what a dirty slut"

by thefantasticmrfoxycleopatra October 2, 2011

desalt

To calm down from a stressful and frustrating experience.

After losing one game after another Dirk decided to go for a walk to desalt.

by TheMadWorld September 17, 2015