Derky Town

Low Income, poverty stricken Neighborhood in Albion, Nebraska across from the dirt road, down in the river bottom.

"Don't go to Derky town after Dark"
"We played football with the rough kids from Derky town in the park"
"Make sure you are always with someone when you go through Derky town"
"Please don't go on the other side of the dirt road"

Derky Town by Cardinal402 December 13, 2014

Derpy Town

Very strange group of kids in a group chat. Most come from North Carolina. Socially awkward and really Smexy.

I love those Derpy Town kids! they are AMAZING!

Derpy Town by Cocoakat19745 April 3, 2017

Derry Township Police 

The lazyest and saddest police force in the history of the world. They bug the children of the town for doing nothing, and accuses them of everything. Daily tasks include; taking kids BB/Airsoft guns, eating at the Wendy's near Hershey Outlets, and telling kids to get off the old township building property (before it becomes a hotel). They however ignore when the CVS gets robbed, pretending to care when really they just want to get back to Wendy's.

Other Info: They tend to poorly bust parties of the kids at Hershey High.
Do not dial 911 in Hershey because they will not help you.

Kid 1: I heard the CVS was robbed last night!

Kid 2: Yeah, but Derry Township Police didn't show up for like an hour after it happend.

Kid 3: Yeah cause they where at the park taking my BB guns...

Derry Township Police by Hershey Kids? October 24, 2011