Denver Dip

A medical home remedy for itchy testicles. A hole is dug in the snow large enough for the scrotum to comfortably fit in. A woman then urinates in the hole for the testicles to be dipped in for temporary relief. Relief is provided by a combination of the numbing cold of the snow and warmth of the urine. The woman should perform oral sex on the patient for at least 5 minutes while the scrotum soaks in the urine as to take the patient's mind off the cold numbing from the snow on his ass.

Damn, we're snowed in and my ball satchel is itching bad! Rebecca, could you give me Denver Dip until we can get to the store for some cream.

by Tanner Schmidt January 10, 2009

Denver Double Dip

When an individual goes an extended period of time without sexually gratifying oneself and then chooses to "Denver Double Dip" by masturbating twice within an hours time. In such situations, the first climax is generally reached quite quickly and with little stimulation needed. However, the second attempt is far more difficult and often requires the use of exotic imagery, including but not limited to; pornographic videos involving midgets and/or transsexuals.

"Let me tell you what, I was so horny that I decided to go for a "Denver Double Dip". The first time was so easy all I had to do was think about it and I went. However, round two of the double dip was much more challenging. I beat it until I was sore, the only thing that helped me reach climax were crazy videos of tranny's getting raw dogged by midgets."

by DDD - August 25, 2013

Denver Dipper

The Denver Dipper is a erotic finishing move brought to the mid-west by the famous beat poet Jack Kerouac. As "tea bagging" was gaining popularity on the coasts, Kerouac was taking advantage of higher altitudes during his travels through Denver in the late 40's. A variation of the sex act "Tea Bagging", the Denver Dipper can only be accomplished at an elevation of 5280 miles above sea level or higher. Altitude is critical when attempting a Denver Dipper as increased blood flow at higher elevations creates a tighter, plump, and slightly more swollen scrotum.

Mary prefers the smooth full body flavor of the Denver Dipper vs. the soggy slightly saltier tea bag.

by Dubslo May 10, 2011

Denver Dippin Dots

This requires a condom to work properly and is best done on a girl that you will likely never see again/are not in a relationship with. You must carry out your preferred sex act with a woman, ejaculating in the condom. Save the condom until the girl falls asleep, and then pinch the open end of the condom closed. Hold it over her face and drop individual spots of semen on her face. This is sure to be a nasty surprise when she wakes up.

Jenny: So, the guy I was with last night gave me the Denver Dippin Dots!
Katie: That sucks! That's why you leave after you give someone a quickie!

by MCRT629 April 19, 2009