Deniorexia 

Deniorexia is a condition whereby the sufferer believes themselves to be thinner than they are. Similar to an anorexic who looks in a mirror and sees only fat, a deniorexic sees a slim person regardless of their actual size. Often mistaken for clumsiness the condition is most apparent when trying on clothes or attempting to fit through narrow gaps.

Sorry! I didn't mean to bump into you it must be my deniorexia.

Excuse me can you help me out of this dress? I'm deniorexic and have got myself stuck.

Deniorexia by Bamberries August 28, 2009

Dinorexia 

The state in which, someone believes themselves to be a Dinosaur.

Hannah: Rawr!!! Rawr!!!

Courtnie: What is she doing?!

Becky: She just thinks she's a dinosaur. She has Dinorexia

Courtnie: Ohhh

Dinorexia by DinoRexy October 30, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004