Defender of the Holyland

One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.

normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*

by Happylad October 10, 2018

bum defender

Catnip timothy

get your bum defender out and slap my face thupence, Willis.

by Henry Rollins November 3, 2003

Kou Defenders

9 people sworn to protect Kou with their heart, life and soul, even if it means their own perishing

Neptune, Twig, Marz, Lav, Maddie, Squid, Venus, Bowie, Fizz, and Willow

The kou defenders are kick ass

Person 1: I wish I was attractive as the kou defenders tbh

by aba! May 27, 2022

Unit defends

the best tower defense game on roblox and in history

bro, unit defends is so fire !!

by finerz August 20, 2023