Real conversation with me and a friend who went to her guy's house to get some. He had been drinking.
Friend 1: He won't wake up.
Me: Have you tried giving him head?
Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.
Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.
Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!
Friend 1: He won't wake up.
Me: Have you tried giving him head?
Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.
Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.
Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!
by JestyCat August 02, 2010