David O'Brien

A student at The Gilbert School in Winsted, CT. His dick is broken because his platypus vomited on it, so he has to use his fingers. He traveled with Mrs. Elliott and Maggie, and he saw many vaginas.

I'm pretty DUMPLY/SPICY in math, so it took me only SEVENTEEN minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your DICK.”

“It's broken!” he said. “I think my PLATYPUS VOMITED over it.”

“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested SWIFTLY. (This was a mad lib involving David O'Brien)

David O'Brien by Aubrey the Jerk August 4, 2007

David O'Brien

Usually is a picky irish person, with ginger balls. Is a threat to the man kind. Liability to the others. Only eats irish food and curry or takeaways. His dick is broke, his dog bit it off. Called,Toby.

Kid A:There is that david O'brien. His one of them .. Get him :D
KidB: Get the niglets after him.
KidC: Im'a Yellow Lucy^^

David O'Brien by TheRealMan.O.B. June 28, 2010

David H-O-H-M-A-N-N 

Where to fucking start? The Hohmann keeps a fucking Rancor in the back of his motherfucking room. He has a fucking trident and controls the mother fucking sky. He's gonna mess you the fuck up with linquistics which YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND. He's a fucking monk, and knows his way around YOUR FUCKING EXISTANCE. He eats the souls of screaming children for FUCKING BRUNCH. Eat shit; Hohmann is the man.

Girl: Ms. Wallace is scary...
Boy: have you met the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N?? He will rape you and then cum fire...

David H-O-H-M-A-N-N by ebonydark'nessdementiaravenway May 21, 2010

david ortiz salas 

confuses himself for a woman named Jessica. Likes Rakish and jumping the border (ole). enjoys meme's but who doesn't? HATES weeaboos's, loves bronies, and cant stand isabella.

David Ortiz Salas: I HATE weeaboos's!!!
Weeaboo: *cries*
David Ortiz Salas: let's go jump the border!
Rakish: hell no, you're a bronie!
David Ortiz Salas: NO! IM JESSICA!

david ortiz salas by teresacarlisle February 6, 2017

David Ortiz theory 

The explanation as to why Ortiz has no home runs yet. There are two theories.
A)He was a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.
B)He is just too old and fat to hit one.

Guy 1: Why hasn't Ortiz gone deep yet?
Guy 2: He is horrible now that he stopped juicing.
Guy 3: No, he's just too old to hit one.
Guy 1: Ah, the David Ortiz theory in action.

David Ortiz theory by thebest212 May 12, 2009

David Opper 

1.Theater god that doesn't give you a direct answer. He instead gives you a bunch of riddles.

2. A Jewish Playa that sneaks in the back of formal events.

3. Someone that makes the Captain Lou Albano beard look good with a ponytail.

My stagecraft teacher totally just David Oppered me.

David Opper by Tabooman April 5, 2010

david ortiz 

Probably the biggest steroid user Red Sox history.

His body is so fucked up from 'roids to the point that he can't even play first base.

David Ortiz didn't do shit for years in Minnesota. Then he goes to Boston and starts belting HRs left and right. Can you say steroids?

david ortiz by ERAU Nigga January 16, 2008