David off 

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.

A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.

David off by Quickbrother August 21, 2019

OFFICER DAVID 

OFFICER DAVID This means that nigga wanna be a cop so bad you sorry ash.

Man, you an Officer David for real tryna be a cop so bad. Whole time, yo ass just a fan with a walkie-talkie.

OFFICER DAVID by XNXIETY January 31, 2025

OFFICER DAVID 

A black guy that's a fake ass long headed mind boggling ass cop. (Or someone that snitches)

MAN YOU A OFFICER DAVID SHUT YOUR RAT ASS UP.

OFFICER DAVID by XNXIETY January 31, 2025

Davidoff Venom Blast 

When a snake blasts his 'venom' into his partners face

Dave: let's snake the party

Amy: ok, give me a davidoff venom blast then

Dave: ok only because I'm a snake

Davidoff Venom Blast by Dave2.0 January 25, 2014

Davidoff Scalzini 

AKA 'The Scourge of Sobriety'

AKA 'Perth's Favourite Adopted Citizen'

AKA 'Destroyer of Tax Dodgers and livers'

The man.

The Legend.

The Scalzi.

"Holy shit balls!"

"What's that mate?"

"Scalzi's back in Perth!"

"Davidoff Scalzini?? Shit mate, clear my schedule for tomorrow! Time for beers I reckon!"

Davidoff Scalzini by Scott84Perth August 25, 2022

Davidoff Eau de Toilette

After one lays a choddy, he scoops up the kaka and puts it in his distilling equipment to transform into a liquid perfume for his better half.

valentines day is approaching and 'dave' is wondering what to get 'amy' for a gift. It is especially hard for 'dave' as he struggles to put food on the table. As he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a Davidoff Eau de Toilette as it is the cheapest and most sexually attracting gift for his lover 'amy'

Davidoff Eau de Toilette by perfumedave January 25, 2014

Davidoff False Cobra 

When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.

Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party

Boys: cunt you snake

Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10

Boys: but you're a cunt

*dave still is not there at 11pm*

Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt

Dave: i was ill

Boys: cunt

Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much

Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker

Davidoff False Cobra by iamasnake January 25, 2014