David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.

A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.

by Quickbrother August 21, 2019

OFFICER DAVID

OFFICER DAVID This means that nigga wanna be a cop so bad you sorry ash.

Man, you an Officer David for real tryna be a cop so bad. Whole time, yo ass just a fan with a walkie-talkie.

by XNXIETY January 31, 2025

OFFICER DAVID

A black guy that's a fake ass long headed mind boggling ass cop. (Or someone that snitches)

MAN YOU A OFFICER DAVID SHUT YOUR RAT ASS UP.

by XNXIETY January 31, 2025

Davidoff Venom Blast

When a snake blasts his 'venom' into his partners face

Dave: let's snake the party

Amy: ok, give me a davidoff venom blast then

Dave: ok only because I'm a snake

by Dave2.0 January 25, 2014

Davidoff Scalzini

AKA 'The Scourge of Sobriety'

AKA 'Perth's Favourite Adopted Citizen'

AKA 'Destroyer of Tax Dodgers and livers'

The man.

The Legend.

The Scalzi.

"Holy shit balls!"

"What's that mate?"

"Scalzi's back in Perth!"

"Davidoff Scalzini?? Shit mate, clear my schedule for tomorrow! Time for beers I reckon!"

by Scott84Perth August 25, 2022

Davidoff Eau de Toilette

After one lays a choddy, he scoops up the kaka and puts it in his distilling equipment to transform into a liquid perfume for his better half.

valentines day is approaching and 'dave' is wondering what to get 'amy' for a gift. It is especially hard for 'dave' as he struggles to put food on the table. As he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a Davidoff Eau de Toilette as it is the cheapest and most sexually attracting gift for his lover 'amy'

by perfumedave January 25, 2014

Davidoff Camellia

When a male is receiving fellatio and he cannot hold back the climax. He spreads his seed and it replicates the blossoming of a Camellia flower. The recipient is usually unaware of the happenings and is normally pleased that the seeds have been soiled into the beds of her skin.

Dave: Amy this is so nice

Amy: yum glug glug mmmm

Dave: Im gonna cum

Amy: ah it feels so nice and warm

Dave: wow it looks like a flower

Amy: you gave me a Davidoff Camellia aha my skin is refreshed

by flowerdave January 25, 2014