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The chronically short, asthma-ridden tyrant at the head of The Church Of Scientology.

After serving as L Ron Hubbard's personal butt-boy during his adolescence, he used the fact the fact that Hubbard was on the run from the FBI to stage an internal coup.

He is well known as a violent, misogynistic, homophobic, megalomaniac.

He has not been seen often since Anonymous tore his "church" a new asshole!
Dude 1.) "What do you mean you don't hate Tom Cruise? His best friend is that asthma-troll, david miscavige"

Dude 2.) "Did you say, David Miscarriage?"

Dude 1.) "Yeah, you heard right!"

by Failed Miscarriage August 12, 2008
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Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.
by A. Danish November 27, 2007
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