A wild ass, usually found in the dusty terrains of the Somalian desert. Has been sighted in and around western europe during mating season; once it has had its tail licked by a fellow male wild ass, it returns to its natural habitat by handing it self into the relevant border control/immigration authority of the country it is illegally residing in.
Janine: "Hey, look at that Darvesh over there!!!"
Max: "What's he doing here? Mating season ended last week."
Janine: "Let's report him to border control!!!"
Max: "What's he doing here? Mating season ended last week."
Janine: "Let's report him to border control!!!"
by Somalian Wild Life Association December 1, 2014