Darry is a shit bloke. Unequivocally, undeniably and unrelentingly shit. The term Darryl is assigned to someone upon completion of a particularly shit act to another person or people.
Darryl has allegedly been linked to the September 11 attacks, the BP Oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, the Lincoln Assassination, the Carter Assassination, the holocaust and the removal of the Caramel flavour from the Big M product range. Darryl will fuck your wife/sister/cousin the second he has the chance and will be happy to tell you about it. In short, Darryl is an exceptionally average bloke who's never done anything good.
The term should not be used lightly as it must appropriately reflect the shittness of the act committed by the person.
Darryl has allegedly been linked to the September 11 attacks, the BP Oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, the Lincoln Assassination, the Carter Assassination, the holocaust and the removal of the Caramel flavour from the Big M product range. Darryl will fuck your wife/sister/cousin the second he has the chance and will be happy to tell you about it. In short, Darryl is an exceptionally average bloke who's never done anything good.
The term should not be used lightly as it must appropriately reflect the shittness of the act committed by the person.
Bloke 1: Hey sorry guys I forgot to pick up the beers and didn't ask for extra BBQ sauce on the pizzas.
Bloke 2: Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit.
Bloke 2: Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit.
by knackerbags December 5, 2010
noun - Australian slang.
An unpopular bloke who wishes to hell he had mates and a girlfriend, any girlfriend.
An unpopular bloke who wishes to hell he had mates and a girlfriend, any girlfriend.
by Farfur October 4, 2009
darryl is a goofy funny guy who is tall. he is a honest person, and he's always there for his friends. Darryl has a good sense of humor and doesn't get offended by things people say. Darryl is very good at sports such as football and basketball. He is a smart individual and people should really get to know him.
by daryfhghfdfh November 23, 2021
For a girl name, a sexy motherfucker.
Usually the dominant one in bed. Probably rides horse or bikes or something.. ;)
Extremely pretty, probably a model.
Darryll is a keeper.
Usually the dominant one in bed. Probably rides horse or bikes or something.. ;)
Extremely pretty, probably a model.
Darryll is a keeper.
by pumphead December 19, 2011
by fatalzio March 27, 2015
Darryl is the most nice, wonderful mid 40’s Guy you'll meet, he likes to hit the gym and has been losing 15+ pounds, his line is “how you doin?” If you want to meet yourself a darryl hit up @durte_darryl on insta for a good time ;)
by Darryl’s Wife May 6, 2019