Dark treant 

Dark treants are twisted, animated trees that drink the blood of living things. their natural wood exterior makes them difficult to hurt.

a dark treant looks like a tree but when you least expect it it is eating you.

Dark treant by Smurf August 17, 2004

dark treat 

Similary to a golden shower, a dark treat occurs when one deficates on the face of his or her partner- typically following intercourse. Popular in homo and heterosexuals alike.

Of course a dark treat can occur without sexual intercourse or any other related or non-related sexual play.

In a homosexual sense: After Nick bunged Bill, Bill was so loose he gave Nick a dark treat.

In a heterosexual sense: Jackie was feeling kinky after taking her first cock in the ass she decided to give Josh a dark treat.

In a non-sexual sense: Kelly is so disgusting. She was so drunk at that party she let Ben give her a dark treat in front of everyone!

dark treat by Fatuso July 12, 2006

dark treats

When you shit on your partners face, slam yours nuts on it into there mouth.

dawg: yo bro, i performed a dark treats on your bitch last night

de shaun: ya i know, bitch lied and told me she had chocolate

dark treats by jrptuisyng December 8, 2009