When you sneak up on a girl beat the shit out of her face with your cock until she dies.
Bridget: I dont like you, John
John: ight bitch get ready for a dark surprise
Bridget: No! please!
:WACK WACK WACK WACK!
john: thats right bitch how u like me now... u dead.
a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus
Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise
A dark suprise is the term used for a raunchy version of anal sex. This is done when the female is in the proccess of realising a shit,(turtle knecking), and a male inserts his penis into the anal hole, using the shit as a lube and gives the penis a soft comfort.
Last night i gave some slut a dark suprise, she thought it was christmas!
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.