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When you sneak up on a girl beat the shit out of her face with your cock until she dies.
Bridget: I dont like you, John
John: ight bitch get ready for a dark surprise
Bridget: No! please!
john: thats right bitch how u like me now... u dead.
by fuckuinthebuttholehard April 22, 2010
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