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car dancing 

To dance while iside of a moving vehicle. Usually dangerous if the driver is involved, and is the cause of 1/4 of car related deaths.*

*Information may not be accurate
While car dancing, a cop saw me drive past a stop sign without stopping.
car dancing by roboserved May 9, 2009

car dancing 

The phenomenon of gently turning the sreering wheel in response to bouncy, inspiring music. Usually not a conscious action, it may appear suspicious to law officials observing your driving.
No officer, I have not been drinking-- I must have been car dancing!

MOM! Quit car dancing. You are making me nervous.
car dancing by Dawgmum April 12, 2010

dancing on the carpet 

Appearing before The Boss' desk, squirming, while attempting to explain a failure or transgression on your part.
The Boss had him dancing on the carpet for that screw-up.

DancingCora

A libral cunt that mows lawwns around spaceX
DancingCora is my daaddy
DancingCora by BIGBOOTYOSAMA June 13, 2023
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026