If you’ve met a fool they will look like Einstein next to him. Dalton can’t be thankful for the many things he gets. Even thought this person is annoying they are always the favorite child and could stop a whole family from moving to I don’t know Tennessee.
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when you eat a giant disk of molten steel and fucking die
"what happened to luke?"

"he ate the dalton hamburger and fucking died"
by osiris3330 September 4, 2023
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A name for a amazing and handsome guy. I know he does not believe that he is perfect in every way but i know deep down he believes it well at least i hope he does because it is the truth. This guy has put up with my crazy annoying self for almost 7 months now. I love him with all my heart and I always will. I promise.

I LOVE YOU DALTON, MY KING, MY BEAST, MY EVERYTHING.
Dalton Cooper Carlisle you are perfect in every way i love you.
by SDB DALTON'S QUEEN October 3, 2018
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hitting a frisbie in the air with your fist instead of chatching it.
and eating out. that means two things.just dont do a dalton.
by thebird8 September 4, 2015
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A retard who has a girlfriend miraculously and eats mushrooms all day. He loves them. He is mushroom.
Look at that dalton trieber he is pretty gay and retarded.
by Yeetfoss December 19, 2019
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LUKE: have you seen Father Dalton
ZACK: oh yeah that guy, he’s the head of the shit show
by fraud ron November 1, 2021
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