A place in Texas where many cross-country airline flights stop for connections and a particularly excellent place for a mid-trip dump.
Woman: Oh dear, I'm feeling like I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

Man: We'll be landing in Dallass-Fart Worth shortly and you can bend a biscuit there.
by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011
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