Daaron

Awesome, Totally popular, Knows how to party and have fun, Usually is good with pets, Great gamer, Good in school, Good kisser, The ideal friend, Not the type to be messed with, Will mess you up severely, And can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious with ease

"Dude you see Daaron over there?"
"Yeah he is so awesome and popular"

Daaron by Daaron Davis August 8, 2015

Daron Malakian 

The AMAZING guitarist for system of a down. He is not afraid of being set apart from the crowd or being rejected. He comes and plays his music and lets you be...

He loves his music and does whatever he thinks is fun and RIGHT because he can and he always makes you laugh...he has a great singing voice and always makes the best quotes in the world.

He may not be the ABSOLUTE best guitar PLAYER. But he is the best guitarist when it comes to just playing it all out

"I want you to JUMP" says Daron Malakian
*crownd bounces for a minute and cheers wildly*
"SHUT UPPP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!" yells daron

"i like to watch retarted people have sex, am i alone in this??? i dont feel alone..." says daron

Daron Malakian by greg demarc February 18, 2007

Daron 

Daron is an enigmatic, mischievous, cool, and honest guy, who'd do almost anything to make a girl happy and is really kind and also a gentleman. He also tends to disappear and re-appear out of nowhere like a phantom/ghost, even when you least expect it and his footsteps never makes a sound. He also has a secret scary split personality that he always hides, but tends to trigger it as a defense mechanism in cases of being messed with harshly. Not to mention he protects people and forgets stuff sometimes. When it comes to school work, he tends to fall asleep in class alot;
overall, he's very smart, however his brain along with himself is somewhat lazy(altogether, due to the fact that he stays up too late at night). But when he's serious, he'll stop at nothing to get the job done.(Also has a fierce hatred for liars and those who talk bad behind his back)

(Noun) Daron holds the door for somebody coming up the steps
(Verb) Daron Exercises in the weight room

Daron by Gerrant April 25, 2014

DAGRON 

Strong Mad's misspelling of "Dragon" in one of the classic sb_emails.

He Comes in the Niiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

DAGRON by welting November 28, 2003

Daron Malakian 

Daron Vartan Malakian is the guitarist in the amazing band System Of A Down.
He was born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, Cali, USA.
He is a highly respected guitarist, and contributes to a lot of the bands music and lyrics.

'That Daron Malakian ... he's the shit'

Daron Malakian by xher0in April 20, 2006

Daron Malakian 

Full name Daron Vartan Malakian.
Born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, California, USA.
Guitarist/songwriter/singer in System of a Down and Scars on Broadway

Daron Malakian is truly genius.

A creative guitarist is so much more than one who squeezes as many notes as possible into every song.

Daron Malakian by White Trash Allah June 27, 2012

Daron Malakian 

An amazing guitarist, best known for his work with System of a Down where he also did back up vocals and wrote most of the lyrics. He is a great artist and stands for world peace. He's been known to be pretty out there and to say and do odd/ random things on and off stage, that is not to say he can't be deep. He has great stage presence, in fact the awesomeness level of a room goes significantly up when he enters it. Daron is just so... Daron. And its wonderful. Even though he's going through one of his "sedated" stages right now, he's still full of Darony goodness :D Basically a magical, sexy, musical, beast!!!

Interviewer: So, why did you make this a double album?

Daron Malakian: Well, *stoned out silence*, superman came to me and told me to make this a double type of record... so I said, "Well alright Superman", then batman came along and...

A) Wow, Daron's guitar solo was orgasmic!
B) Daron exudes orgasmicness.

Daron Malakian by breathing is fun May 17, 2009