Downstairs neighbor

One who lives underneath me that is a total pain in my ass. Takes my parking spot, and makes noise that carries upward. See also Butt Slutt.

My downstairs neighbor just took my spot again... that bitch! I wanna strangle her.

by Soozie Joose January 29, 2007

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The Down Stairs Neighbor

A lonely miserable bastard who lives in silence and his own filth. Angry at the world, and particularly his kick ass neighbors, for having a life that he will never achieve. Often takes frustrations out on the ceiling with a broomstick. Is a spineless, gutless, lump of a man who is such a pussy that he has to call the management instead of confronting said kick ass neighbors. Can often be found sporting heinous red glittery house shoes, talking on his cell phone (probably to his mom) and smokin' a cigarette through his snaggle tooth.
Oh yeah. And he's a virgin.

"The Down Stairs Neighbor is creeping around the back porch again...."

by ExcessivePartyAnimals February 4, 2010

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