DJaster 

dee·JA·as·ter (pt-str)
n.
1. A D.J. of insignificant, meretricious, or shoddy skill; in particular, one who implies a pretense of higher artistic value and caliber than their actual skill warrants (see David Guetta);

2. Any performance of a DJaster, used in the same way as "disaster";

3. Any performance of a DJ that was inferior to their normal performance, usually attributed, whether correctly or not, to equipment-related issues.

While spelling variants occur (e.g., D'jaster; D-jaster; DJ'aster; DJ-aster) 48 out of 50 Usage Experts agree that DJaster is the proper spelling. The other 2 are usage-expert-asters.

Because of the connection to an obscure word that commoners would have little connection with, it is undoubtedly the case that usage #3 will soon take precedence over usages #1 & 2; however, careful writers and throwers of Shade should refrain from using it in this lesser form and continue with its more refined traditions.

1. DJ Charlatan thinks, just because he has 1000 FB so-called "fans", that he's all bad-ass. But all he does is hit "sync" and pumps his fist in the air. He couldn't mix a cake!

2. "I went to go see DJ Charlatan last night."

"How was it?"

"It was what I expected it to be: A DJaster."

3. "My set was horrible! The needles kept messin' up, my Traktor wouldn't communicate with the control records, the mixer fader had a short in it . . . A complete DJaster!"

DJaster by physix August 27, 2013

Dasteris 

incredibly devious and sexy

damn man your looking dasteris today

Dasteris by BurntDVD March 6, 2023

Dick Dasterdly 

meaning to become mean and evil with vicious plans of debocherie examples: someone vandalized a car they got dick dasterdly all over that car. Or when this girl gets here I'm turning into dick dasterdly and turning him loose on that shit so he can get all dick dasterdly w her. Also can be used as an alternate ego. Like a super hero side that's great at being evil. Example Hall's alter ego is dick dasterdly!

I'm about to get dick dasterdly up in this place and noone wants that.

Hi I'm Dick Dasterdly and the name says it all.

I'm really about to turn into dick dasterdly!

Dick Dasterdly by Jme2tall October 10, 2018

Diasterism 

The highest form of autism. The only person to have this is the famous and well known youtuber Diasterous

Person 1: *screeching noises*
Person 2: Dude, do have diasterism or something?

Diasterism by Diasterous May 29, 2018

dasterd 

Country slang (redneck) version of the word dastard, which is "a dishonorable or despicable person." Hails from the formal bastard, from a more civilized age.

You dirty dasterd, you stole my pizza.

dasterd by TheRealMerriam-Webster November 3, 2020

Daster123 

A really sexy and cool person that gets lots of pu$sy

Daster123 is hot

Daster123 by Daster123 April 14, 2022

Daster 

An ugly retarded faggot who is annoying

That fucker won't stop yapping about random shit. They must be a daster

Daster by Riotz01247 April 3, 2025