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An extremely odoriferous smell created when someone moves his or her bowels, creating a smell so offensive, that no one else can use the bathroom for an extended period of time.
-Yo, I was fixin' to drop a deuce bomb in that bathroom, but when I stepped in, it had already been dasproed.

-You better take your leak before I go and Daspro that baffroom.
DASPRO by Howard Hyman March 26, 2003
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dashrowave

Reheating left overs using the dashboard in a hot car like a microwave.
Q: Hey foo how you get a hot burrito out here on the work site?

A: I left it on my dashrowave for a couple hours.
dashrowave by Dabberdan710 April 2, 2021
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dastrobolical 

Dastrobolical: (adj) brilliantly dark, evil. ingenious, similar to diabolical but of a higher evil.
The dastrobolical scientist gleamed at his finished creation.
dastrobolical by tryhonesty November 8, 2006
Badass, Cray, Goes Hard, Erryday, You Know
Jackie is DaPro!
DaPro by CHASEIT17 January 1, 2012

Dasphorous 

A girl who’s right on the line of legal age. Often spanning the spectrum of 16-20 years old. By looks alone the legality is challenging to determine.
She is hot but looks dasphorous.
Dasphorous by Teamsuzy December 11, 2022

google disproved

The opposite, but related to, of google proved
When 2 people are arguing, (considering that since science-even social science- was, is, and will forever be, self correcting) but supposing that neither of the arguing parties wants to lose their argument ( I mean wtf, what rational person wants to lose an argument:)), one of 3 things will happen:

1) when I have google proved you, I.e. I proved that your argument is correct, I have automatically google disproved myself

2) when I have google disproved you, I did something else-for what reason is irrelevant- I have google proved myself, proven my argument to be correct.

3) you cannot philosophically prove, with a philosophical P, who wins or loses said argument, since an argument will only stand the test of time until a counter argument-one that also stands the test of time- is introduced as a new, self corrected, argument.

disproportionator

someone that asks a lot of really stupid questions
Dude, that freshman is such a disproportionator, she asked me where the 300 hallway was and she was standing right in front of it.
disproportionator by AnnoyedDrumMajor February 19, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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