Someone who laughs at your jokes. They make weird noises and always yell at their cat.They want you to play games with them all the time. They are always happy and it makes you happy. They put up with your weird friends and you put up with theirs. This is someone you want to be friends with forever. This is someone you love :)
I know someone who is a Dazzylicious, she’s always laughing at crazy things then randomly yelling at her cat.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.