by yahoodya November 21, 2011
A public school in Thi Qar. Definitely come here if you wanna get yelled at for having long nails, a jacket that isnt blue white or black, and if you dont speak fluent french. It’s a six-year free trial of hell, we’ll notify you before your trial is finished (if you’re still alive).
We even have hitler giving speeches every Thursday morning, cats and a whole wasteland in every class. Every lesson is a comedy show, spend the whole lesson laughing at the teachers grammar or stalk the facebook page where you see the wasteland on tape.
Have a new physics teacher every year (we only have one physics teacher in the whole school) or have your english teacher be paralysed. Learn about eustachian tubes and have 5 minute breaks between each lesson that the teacher will still teach in. Or go down to the steaming sauna with your other class and stay there for two lessons for maths. The opportunities really are endless.
What is متميزات without the french lessons? I want you to imagine a mind soothing therapy lesson…. Now the complete opposite. That’s french. Don’t know a word? No problem, he’ll call your parents and you’ll receive a lecture that has never been lectured in the entire history of lecturing. Don’t know when to use que, qui and où? On your way to the principal. Really makes my day.
Special mention to the massive pp on one of the bathroom stalls and the bathrooms that never get cleaned. And to anyone who went here and survived, truly deserve a medal for your suffering.
We even have hitler giving speeches every Thursday morning, cats and a whole wasteland in every class. Every lesson is a comedy show, spend the whole lesson laughing at the teachers grammar or stalk the facebook page where you see the wasteland on tape.
Have a new physics teacher every year (we only have one physics teacher in the whole school) or have your english teacher be paralysed. Learn about eustachian tubes and have 5 minute breaks between each lesson that the teacher will still teach in. Or go down to the steaming sauna with your other class and stay there for two lessons for maths. The opportunities really are endless.
What is متميزات without the french lessons? I want you to imagine a mind soothing therapy lesson…. Now the complete opposite. That’s french. Don’t know a word? No problem, he’ll call your parents and you’ll receive a lecture that has never been lectured in the entire history of lecturing. Don’t know when to use que, qui and où? On your way to the principal. Really makes my day.
Special mention to the massive pp on one of the bathroom stalls and the bathrooms that never get cleaned. And to anyone who went here and survived, truly deserve a medal for your suffering.
Person 1: “what school you go to?”
Person 2: “متميزات/d.h.s"
Person 1: “damn.”
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French teacher: “ترجمن هاي الجمله"
متميزات: "ما نعرف"
French teacher: “شنو وجودج بالحياة؟ انتن همين مقتنعات بروحجن متميزات؟ لا والله صدك لا تخلن أحد يضحك عليجن ترا كلجن فاشلات و بنات المدارس الثانيه هواي احسن منجن لا عبالجن انتن متميزات يعني احسن ارد اشوفجن كلجن تصيرين مدرسات. صخام الصخمج، وهم روحن اشتكن عليه كولن يغلط علينا"
Person 2: “متميزات/d.h.s"
Person 1: “damn.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
French teacher: “ترجمن هاي الجمله"
متميزات: "ما نعرف"
French teacher: “شنو وجودج بالحياة؟ انتن همين مقتنعات بروحجن متميزات؟ لا والله صدك لا تخلن أحد يضحك عليجن ترا كلجن فاشلات و بنات المدارس الثانيه هواي احسن منجن لا عبالجن انتن متميزات يعني احسن ارد اشوفجن كلجن تصيرين مدرسات. صخام الصخمج، وهم روحن اشتكن عليه كولن يغلط علينا"
by IraqiBatman April 17, 2024