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Dzemail is the name of amazing dads. Like clearly the best dad ever. He has a great fashion sense and is an absolute fan of Madonna.

A Dzemail will always be here for you, even if you messed up. The greatest friend to have.

Be ready to get up with loud music because Dzemails love to listen to music 24/7.
OMG a Dzemail ! Look at his amazing Madonna' shirt !
dzemail by sese lita April 20, 2021
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dzemaloidas 

Dzemaloidas is yellow fluid that comes from penis and used a lot in rajono kunigas stream to scare off his haters and skelbiu.lt stupid sellers...
My only friend is dzemaloidas between my legs...
dzemaloidas by IceFollowCome April 30, 2019
the prettiest girl on this planet and kindest one.she ussually listens to harry styles and she likes feminine boys of course.shes a very nostalgic too and she use a lot of sarcastic emojis when she is messaging with someone 😊.
Hey,whats name of that pretty girl right there?
U mean dzemila?
Yeah!
dzemila by dzy😙✌️ December 9, 2020
Drunken Email-an email sent by someone clearly intoxicated.
The following is an actual DEmail:

Subject: i lve you

i mss yoyyyyyy soooo mmuuuucccccccch andd i wwas wrrong
pelase reply to meeeeeee or call meee on my ceell

lovvvve ya

boby
DEmail by Gfrancetto December 28, 2007

dzemaloidas 

fluid that flows through kristes legs
-Damn, dzemaloidas is drippin' wet again!
-Oh shit, get some tissues in this bitch.
dzemaloidas by zhvr May 6, 2019
creating emails and sending them while intoxicated. Sometimes, you think it was a dream, but it did, in fact, happen.
Dude, I got hammered last night and sent another dremail to my ex-boyfriend. I thought I might it might have been a dream, but then I saw the posting in my mailbox.
dremail by Amy E. Miller March 20, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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