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Džemail 

Džemail is a man with the biggest dick in world. When people see Džemail they bow down to the higher entity. His morals are his priority
Thot: OMG your dick is so big, I want you inside me

Džemail: Why are you doing this to yourself?
Džemail by oiqnhwgouiqhneoigqp November 22, 2021
Words you can keep
Dzemail is the name of amazing dads. Like clearly the best dad ever. He has a great fashion sense and is an absolute fan of Madonna.

A Dzemail will always be here for you, even if you messed up. The greatest friend to have.

Be ready to get up with loud music because Dzemails love to listen to music 24/7.
OMG a Dzemail ! Look at his amazing Madonna' shirt !
dzemail by sese lita April 20, 2021
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dzemaloidas 

Dzemaloidas is yellow fluid that comes from penis and used a lot in rajono kunigas stream to scare off his haters and skelbiu.lt stupid sellers...
My only friend is dzemaloidas between my legs...
dzemaloidas by IceFollowCome April 30, 2019
the prettiest girl on this planet and kindest one.she ussually listens to harry styles and she likes feminine boys of course.shes a very nostalgic too and she use a lot of sarcastic emojis when she is messaging with someone 😊.
Hey,whats name of that pretty girl right there?
U mean dzemila?
Yeah!
dzemila by dzy😙✌️ December 9, 2020
Drunken Email-an email sent by someone clearly intoxicated.
The following is an actual DEmail:

Subject: i lve you

i mss yoyyyyyy soooo mmuuuucccccccch andd i wwas wrrong
pelase reply to meeeeeee or call meee on my ceell

lovvvve ya

boby
DEmail by Gfrancetto December 28, 2007

dzemaloidas 

fluid that flows through kristes legs
-Damn, dzemaloidas is drippin' wet again!
-Oh shit, get some tissues in this bitch.
dzemaloidas by zhvr May 6, 2019
creating emails and sending them while intoxicated. Sometimes, you think it was a dream, but it did, in fact, happen.
Dude, I got hammered last night and sent another dremail to my ex-boyfriend. I thought I might it might have been a dream, but then I saw the posting in my mailbox.
dremail by Amy E. Miller March 20, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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