Déjà Poo

When you poop, and think you're done, but when you stand up you realize you have to poop again.

Ivan: "I just took a massive dump, and when I was done, I stood up, but had to pinch off even more."
Philo: "Whoa, like déjà poo, dude."

by flybak August 6, 2018

Déjà Poo

The phenomenon of flushing the toilet after pooping, only to return later and find the poop still in the toilet.

Mere: Why didn’t you flush the toilet?!
Jash: I did! This is a serious case of déjà poo.

by CozyClassico November 9, 2022

deja-poo

The eerie, inescpapable feeling that this shit has happened to you before.

Man, serious deja-poo. I know this exact same shit has happened to me before.

by Robert C. Wilson September 16, 2005

deja poo

Dejavu but shit

deja poo
I've been in this shit before
(Higher on the loo)
And I know its my time to poo
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
(Sitting on my feet)
It's so hard when I try to be mee

by woolf🦊 January 6, 2022

deja poo

The undeniably eerie feeling that you've seen all this shit before.

The undeniably eerie feeling that you've seen all this shit before. ;->

by Apathetic Care Bear January 31, 2005

Deja Poo

The rare occasion that occurs right after you take a dump, where once you leave the restroom, you feel the need to take another dump.

Ever since I had those Jalapenos, I've been having Deja Poo.

by xaero7 November 21, 2009

deja poo

sometimes it just feels like the same old crap all over again

Our new account manager just introduced himself and I had that distinct feeling of deja poo.

by trep420 September 10, 2009