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A word that means the same thing as 'dumbass' but is used by people that don't want to be caught saying the real word in public/school.

Usually used to mention silently to a friend when someone who is not very bright makes a stupid mistake.
Idiot: "Uh, miss... why can't I see my feet?"

Joe and Fred: "D'mah..."
D'mah by Beastly Cock August 27, 2009
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suck mah d 

the definition of suck mah d means for one to get down on their knees and suck one's d (dick). Suck mah d can either be feminine or masculine. You can say suck mah d in most context's either when your pissed of or when someone is being a douche bag. Suck mah d can also be a spur of the moment kind of saying, kind of like hello or goodbye.
Boss: Hey you, know your role!
Employee: Well how about you suck mah d!

or
Person 1: "Exscuse me I need to get by"
Person 2: "Suck mah d bitch"

or
Person 1:"Hey whats up"
Person 2: "Suck mah d"

Person 1: "You are very hostile"
PersoN 2: "Shut it or suck mah d
suck mah d by Samantha c September 21, 2006
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The name of a person who is sweet to everyone. Often the name of a highly athletic male, who will do anything to help out his friends and family.
Awwe, look at him helping her out. He's such a D'Mahl!
D'Mahl by Rawrrrries101 November 7, 2009

MAHAFFEY'd 

ONE Tequila, TWO Tequila, THREE Tequila, MAHAFFEY'd
MAHAFFEY'd = What happens when you agree to go out for a night on the town with the legendary Joe Mahaffey.
MAHAFFEY'd by Booski1217 November 21, 2013

Maher’d 

Getting so drunk you pass out while walking and have to be carried up to a hotel room.
Man did you see matt last night, he drank a stein of jack daniels and was maher’d.
Maher’d by Cat34 May 2, 2018

Mahomes’d 

Hurting your leg because your a giant pussy
I was walking in my living room and totally mahomes’d my knee on the coffee table last night
Mahomes’d by Dellpewtersuck October 23, 2019

Mahomes'd her 

I was doing her doggy style. Pulled out and jizzed. The cum went in a football arch, a Patrick mahomes like pass, and struck her in the forehead dripping down her face to the bed.
I was fucking her doggy style and mahomes'd her bro!
Mahomes'd her by Brad1237 October 2, 2020
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