Cutrle 

Trying to say the word "Cute", but the overload of adorableness causes Lucifer himself to violently claw his way up your esophagus mid word so he can see for himself what all the fuss is about.

"Omg your dog is so CUTRLE. Excuse me, sorry. He's cute"
"Look at that CUTRLE dress. Haha, sorry. See, Satan agrees With me though. It's a nice dress."

Cutrle by JanTheMouse April 20, 2017

Cutlerception 

An interception thrown by quarterback Jay Cutler, especially one thrown in the redzone at an integral part of the game.

The Bears had 5 Cutlerceptions against the 49ers.

Cutlerception by The Raccoon January 3, 2011

Cutlery Drawer 

When more than two people are spooning it becomes a cutlery drawer

Can I join in with the spooning? Sure! We can make a cutlery drawer!

Cutlery Drawer by Basicallytbf. August 18, 2015

cutile 

An adjective describing something that is cute but pointless.

This portmanteau of "cute" and "futile" was first coined by YouTuber Toby Turner in the outtakes of his Cute Win Fail series.

Dogs can neither understand nor speak English, so asking "What did you do?" to a dog who did something bad is rather cutile.

cutile by Captain Cutile September 5, 2012

Jay Cutler'd 

To force something like Jay Cutler forces the football into double and triple coverage and to epically fail.

1. When I couldn't answer my girlfriend's question and she was looking at me weird, I Jay Cutler'd it and said the first thing that came into my head, and she dumped me. Fail.

2. I was trailing by 14 points in the 4th quarter in Madden '10, I Jay Cutler'd it and threw a pick six. Fail.

3. I had an exam and didn't study, I had to write an essay about something I had no clue about. I then Jay Cutler'd it and wrote a bunch of bullshit, I got an F. Fail.

Jay Cutler'd by brightz[tyop] December 16, 2009

Cutlerish 

A gigantic pussy. Acting in a cowardly, timid or unmanly manner, especially in the presence of brave men. In general terms, the perceived failure to demonstrate sufficient robustness in the face of a challenging situation.

A reference to the 2011 NFC championship game in which Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, who was performing poorly, left the game with a knee injury, and did not return, despite his team being down and his being able to walk around on the side line.

My buddy is trying to break it off with his girl, but hes being really cutlerish about it.

Cutlerish by Heythere!!!! January 25, 2011

Saucy cutlet

1. A meat patty covered in sauce.

2. An attractive female.
Real men love eating meat patties, especially meat gloriously lathered in sauce. Saucy cutlet, when applied to the female sex, refers to those women who you would like to cover in some of your own salad dressing.

NB: a compliment only to be dished out to females >8.5

* Cutlet often pronounced as in French with a silent last letter (coo-lay)

Jeeezus look at that saucy cutlet (coo-lay) on the dance floor. She really tickles my fancy.

Saucy cutlet by Sandwich_Camera July 19, 2012