Curtain sex

Curtain sex is when you come home and you see a penis sticking out from between the curtains. Instead of calling the police like a normal person, you flick it, suck it, then insert yourself on it.

Eva: Oh my god I had the best curtain sex yesterday!
Bob: Weren't you afraid?
Eva: No! *breaks down crying*

Curtain sex by DjFarmor January 26, 2019

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sex curtains

Curtains placed around a bed, usually in a dorm room. They add a feeling of privacy between what is going on in the bed, and what your roommate and/or other people in the room can see,hear,smell,feel etc.

"Mary close your sex curtains, I just saw an ass and I'm trying to sleep."

sex curtains by Bress March 31, 2010

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sexy curtain

jelly fish giving you stings in the shape of a dick or a vagina near your genitals, encouraging you to find some sexy person of the oppiste sex who is a cheep prostitute. fuck the word cheep.

jenna was swimming in the meditarian sea with a hot canadain boy named mitchel who sent a jelly fish upon her so he could hire her for cheEp prostitute sex when she had a sexy curtain preformed.

sexy curtain by M-Esarahjenna August 6, 2008

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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