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Cunts' circus

An unpleasant event, gathering or social occasion that is best avoided usually because of the people attending.
"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"

"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"
Cunts' circus by Craig in the Hat January 26, 2009
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Cunt Circus 

Someone who has a complete lack of respect for standards of descency which have been generally established by society. They act wrong, and do things that make everyone feel disrespect towards them. Word was created as a counter to the word "fuck show".
Those guys that dance around at lunch are such cunt circuses.
Cunt Circus by Alex Waterman March 1, 2007

Circus Cunt 

A bitch so bizarre and off the wall, you'd find her in the donkey show or under a pile of cousins. She's usually not wearing much, maybe some Daisy Dukes, or an EBT card. Probably has a child with a man of each with ethnicity to have her very own side show on Maury.
That bitch is such a Circus Cunt, her trailer park evicted her.
Circus Cunt by Miss Chris1984 June 18, 2017

circumcised cunt continent

Africa. where the vast majority of female circumcision occurs.

Circumcised cunt nation

Egypt. Where 98% of women are circumcised.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026