Cuntqueer

When someone is being a cunt and a queer both at once. That girls golf coach is wearing a tiara on his head. He is being a cuntqueer.

I don't want that cuntqueer on my team, he only catches long touchdowns!!

by Cuntqueer September 17, 2016

cuntputer

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

Cuntquest

When a man or men go out for a night on the town, but mostly with the intention of getting some pussy.

Joey: Dude, me and my bro tony went on a cuntquest last weekend. On a scale of 1 to 10... i got all the pussy.

Tommy: Awesome bro! Lets go suck each other off.

Joey: Yeah man!!! *high five*

by Dr. Mr. Badguy January 1, 2012

cuntputer

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

by debra mackie April 29, 2007

cuntqueen

An unappealing male who still manages to get girls.

Although the cuntqueen rarely showered, he still got laid by the goddess-like latina model.

by ThE hOuSe December 24, 2013

Cuntoleered

A greasy Italian vagina that will make you disappear like if you upset the mafia.
A cunt you wish you never fucked with

I got to close to her dirty gash and before I knew it I was cuntoleered

by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019

cuntquette

The state of mind of Cunt while also serving a bubbly vibe

Taylor: how are you feeling today
Fiona: sometimes I don’t fully feel Cunt

Taylor: so how do you feel
Fiona: I think I’m feeling a bit cuntquette

by Fififiona1023 October 1, 2023