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cuntputer 

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate
"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007
When a man or men go out for a night on the town, but mostly with the intention of getting some pussy.
Joey: Dude, me and my bro tony went on a cuntquest last weekend. On a scale of 1 to 10... i got all the pussy.

Tommy: Awesome bro! Lets go suck each other off.

Joey: Yeah man!!! *high five*
Cuntquest by Dr. Mr. Badguy January 1, 2012

cuntputer 

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.
'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!
cuntputer by debra mackie April 29, 2007

cuntqueen 

An unappealing male who still manages to get girls.
Although the cuntqueen rarely showered, he still got laid by the goddess-like latina model.
cuntqueen by ThE hOuSe December 24, 2013

Cuntoleered 

A greasy Italian vagina that will make you disappear like if you upset the mafia.
A cunt you wish you never fucked with
I got to close to her dirty gash and before I knew it I was cuntoleered
Cuntoleered by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019

cuntquette 

The state of mind of Cunt while also serving a bubbly vibe
Taylor: how are you feeling today
Fiona: sometimes I don’t fully feel Cunt

Taylor: so how do you feel
Fiona: I think I’m feeling a bit cuntquette
cuntquette by Fififiona1023 October 1, 2023