cuntputer
An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate
"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007
Related Words
Cuntqueer • Cuntqueen • CuckQueer • cuntputer • conqueered • cunteer • Cunteteer • Cuntoleered • Cuntquest • cuntquette
Cuntquest
When a man or men go out for a night on the town, but mostly with the intention of getting some pussy.
Joey: Dude, me and my bro tony went on a cuntquest last weekend. On a scale of 1 to 10... i got all the pussy.
Tommy: Awesome bro! Lets go suck each other off.
Joey: Yeah man!!! *high five*
Tommy: Awesome bro! Lets go suck each other off.
Joey: Yeah man!!! *high five*
Cuntquest by Dr. Mr. Badguy January 1, 2012
cuntputer
cuntputer by debra mackie April 29, 2007
cuntqueen
Cuntoleered
A greasy Italian vagina that will make you disappear like if you upset the mafia.
A cunt you wish you never fucked with
A cunt you wish you never fucked with
Cuntoleered by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019
cuntquette
Taylor: how are you feeling today
Fiona: sometimes I don’t fully feel Cunt
Taylor: so how do you feel
Fiona: I think I’m feeling a bit cuntquette
Fiona: sometimes I don’t fully feel Cunt
Taylor: so how do you feel
Fiona: I think I’m feeling a bit cuntquette
cuntquette by Fififiona1023 October 1, 2023
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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