A rare psychological disorder in which a man believes that his anus is actually a vagina. Not to be confused with homosexuality, cuntass can occur in both heterosexual and homosexual men. It is actually more common in heterosexual men, do the conflict wherein they desire anal penetration, but are disgusted with the idea of it at the same time.

Such men will often be observed practicing very strange behavior, such as using tampons anally on a monthly basis, or playing with their asshole excessively.

Cuntass is a severe disorder, and should not be taken lightly.
"Why the hell is John carrying around tampons?"
"He's god some serious cuntass."
by MrCuntAss January 13, 2007
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The state of being when one is both a cunt, and an ass simultaneously. Frequently found when fif players decide to choose Real Madrid or Chelsea because they are pussies.
That bitch I played in fif chose Real Madrid and then quit in the 90th minute because he sucked. What a cuntass.
by caretofif? February 10, 2011
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