A beautifully crafted yet rather stylish rug decorated with the finest cloth and stitching. Ideal for the modern, hetrosexual man.
Usually found, sold in some off beat store, in a dirty, dingy and very dated shoppping mall...... (Bargate Shopping Mall).
Usually found, sold in some off beat store, in a dirty, dingy and very dated shoppping mall...... (Bargate Shopping Mall).
Person A: "Oh, hey, nice rug!"
Person B: "Yeah, got it down at the Bargate Shopping Mall today actually"
Person A: "Nice!"
Person: "Yeah... It's my Cunt Rug! It'll see plenty of 'Shire Gammon..."
Person B: "Yeah, got it down at the Bargate Shopping Mall today actually"
Person A: "Nice!"
Person: "Yeah... It's my Cunt Rug! It'll see plenty of 'Shire Gammon..."
by thuggedout January 24, 2011
by SLCcunt_smuggler January 19, 2010