Cunt Rug

A beautifully crafted yet rather stylish rug decorated with the finest cloth and stitching. Ideal for the modern, hetrosexual man.

Usually found, sold in some off beat store, in a dirty, dingy and very dated shoppping mall...... (Bargate Shopping Mall).

Person A: "Oh, hey, nice rug!"

Person B: "Yeah, got it down at the Bargate Shopping Mall today actually"

Person A: "Nice!"

Person: "Yeah... It's my Cunt Rug! It'll see plenty of 'Shire Gammon..."

by thuggedout January 24, 2011

Cunt Rug

1. A vagina with a bush.
2. A middle eastern woman.

Craig Burton Sheaffer just fucked some girl with a massive cunt rug. LOL :D

by SLCcunt_smuggler January 20, 2010

cunt ruggler

An idividual; typically male, that hunts pussy, without any regard to anything or anybody else, abbandonment of male friends often entails. A tool of a friend that is so entangled in the vag that he ditches even his closest buds.

Dude, Tom is such a cunt ruggler.

by Jake Show December 29, 2007

Rugby Cunt

A rugby player who thinks he is God's gift when he is, in fact, a cunt

Paul: Who is that other there?

Steve: He's one of those rugby cunts, I wish he was dead.

by clbatch1 March 17, 2011

Rugby Cunt

Someone who plays for the any rugby team and goes around doing press ups in bars, downing snakebite and puking it back up into the cup.

Before these drinking sessions occur, a game of touch cup is played in a bar, in which members of the team wank over the fact they managed to bounce the a coin into a cup. whilst shouting phrases such as LAD and GEEZER at around 132 decibels.

Brian: You'll like this.. check this out.

(a lad downs half a pint of snakebite and gets a semi)

Tom: What a rugby cunt!

by Hater 1. March 17, 2011