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Cunt Clap 

A reference for girl-on-girl sex where two girls and/or women slam each others' vaginas together in a violent raging fury. This act is mostly performed by the lesbians which are a group of people that like to ride large motorcycles and are usually overweight with unusually short hair that like to revolt people by making out in public at a coffee shop in mid-morning while others watch in horror.
"Dude check those girls out. They are sooo cunt clapping."

"That dike is a cunt clapper."

Cunt Clap by zakishxc22 August 19, 2008

Cunt Clappers 

Extremely slack female genitalia which claps together after riding miles of cock during a lifetime.
John: "I had this old saggy woman last night, her vagina was clapping together with every thrust"

Peter: "Ah yes, the old cunt clappers. My gran used to have this problem!"
Cunt Clappers by Peter Boobkakke October 21, 2010

clapped cunt 

A clapped cunt can be one of two meanings -

1) a cunt that has been slapped repeatedly creating a clap-like sound. (Insult)

~or~

2) A vagina that has "the clap" (meaning Clamidea)

- your welcome, yours faithfully,

Fred Weasley
"Alex you clapped cunt!"

"Kanye West is such a clapped cunt"
"Who clapped your cunt Elizabeth?!"

"I'm sorry Mrs Kardashian-West, but your test came back, you've got the clap"
"I heard that the Cougar at number 11 is spreading the clap more than the woman at number 12 is spreading her legs"
clapped cunt by FreddieWeasley December 30, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026