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Cunt Clap 

A reference for girl-on-girl sex where two girls and/or women slam each others' vaginas together in a violent raging fury. This act is mostly performed by the lesbians which are a group of people that like to ride large motorcycles and are usually overweight with unusually short hair that like to revolt people by making out in public at a coffee shop in mid-morning while others watch in horror.
"Dude check those girls out. They are sooo cunt clapping."

"That dike is a cunt clapper."

Cunt Clap by zakishxc22 August 19, 2008

Cunt Clappers 

Extremely slack female genitalia which claps together after riding miles of cock during a lifetime.
John: "I had this old saggy woman last night, her vagina was clapping together with every thrust"

Peter: "Ah yes, the old cunt clappers. My gran used to have this problem!"
Cunt Clappers by Peter Boobkakke October 21, 2010

clapped cunt 

A clapped cunt can be one of two meanings -

1) a cunt that has been slapped repeatedly creating a clap-like sound. (Insult)

~or~

2) A vagina that has "the clap" (meaning Clamidea)

- your welcome, yours faithfully,

Fred Weasley
"Alex you clapped cunt!"

"Kanye West is such a clapped cunt"
"Who clapped your cunt Elizabeth?!"

"I'm sorry Mrs Kardashian-West, but your test came back, you've got the clap"
"I heard that the Cougar at number 11 is spreading the clap more than the woman at number 12 is spreading her legs"
clapped cunt by FreddieWeasley December 30, 2016
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