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An extremely religious, mythological, red-haired monster. Originating from a rare triple cross breed between a leprechaun female, Sasquatch, and an orangutan with down syndrome. Quick to anger, impossible to pacify. Few Cunnjos have ever been spotted, and there have been no survivors that have been in contact. Primary diet of green beans, carrots, and small children. Known to be in its scariest form upon immediate awakening. Emits a distinct odor, similar to that of beer farts.
"Did you fart? That smells horrendous."
"No, there must be a Cunnjo around here somewhere."
Cunnjo by The Real Flandas August 22, 2011
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A Cuntjob is someone that's fails at anything they try. Can mostly refer to assholes that pull dumbass or childish pranks. The female equivalent of Jerk-Off, but mostly refers to guys as they are the ones that do the most stupid shit. Can also refer to a way of getting a chick off.
He was such a fucking cuntjob that no one ever wanted to friends with his douchenozzling ass again.

I gave her the best cuntjob of her life and she's loved me ever since.
Cuntjob by Wickeddealer January 19, 2010
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an insult...
taking the "C" word and giving it a slightly bovine feel.
used to insult farm hands and vaginas alike...but do not use this word to describe the reproductive organs of an actual ox...especially if ur standing behind it
ahhh fark...he's such a cunnox.
that cunnox stole mah shoes..kill him!!
cunnox by munkeenutz September 2, 2005
Australian slang for cunt hole, pussy, vagina. Said in conversation the words cunt and hole roll off the tongue as cunnole.
Oi maaate, did you go home with that bird? How was her cunnole?
cunnole by Jocko Aye Pal September 15, 2013
(n) The opening of a woman's vagina. Abbreviated from the nouns 'cunt' and 'hole', and created by bogan Australians for use as a slurred drunken insult, circa 2010.
Oi, what the fuck do you think you're doing you fucking cunnol?
Cunnol by jacksonjackson July 21, 2010
Gravox that has been mixed up in a womens cunt.
Mary's stove was covered in saucepans, so she used her cunt to make the gravy instead. This resulted in the cunnox being served after everything else, but the lesbians were all generally forgiving.
cunnox by defilled October 5, 2006
Cunjo is a mountain in Angola in the State Provincia de Benguela.
Latitude -12.15 Longitude 14.36666
Cunjo is a mountain in Angola
cunjo by ArjeN June 10, 2005