Cum goat

one who comes, or sperms like a wild goat. massive ejaculation. when coming like a wild goat, one usually kicks his leg and punches his load carelessly. seizure like effects may occur

"I was manning Stacy's turret when i yanked it out of her swank and shot her in the face like a Cum goat. I totally gave her a black eye."

by gianni October 16, 2004

cum goatee

When you cum on a girl's face in a circle around her mouth so the cum is in the shape of a goatee.

Hey Greg, how'd your date go last night?

It was awesome, I gave that bitch a cum goatee!

by KC Kid July 27, 2006