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Cum Up Short

That annoying scenario when you're wanking to a great porno, a good scene comes on, and decide now is the time to go for it. So you get to the vinegar strokes......only for the scene, at that crucial moment, to cut to a far better, hornier one! Thus missing out on an even more intense knee-trembler.

It's one of life's great disappointments.
Dammit Ivan, I was having a great wank last night, only to fucking cum up short! What a jip.
by joz8968 June 5, 2018
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