Cuhzin

(kuh-zun) Word mainly used in Barbados as an expression toward something that is a "joke" or far-fetched. It is sometimes used when someone is being sarcastic toward a particular subject/thing.

Don: Wait Tommy that ain't you girlfriend??
Tommy: Who she?! CUHZIN!!

by BajanDefinitions July 7, 2012

Cuzzinology

Cuzzinology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Cuzzin and Jacuzzis. In Cuzzinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the perfect jacuzzi to reach the maximum Cuzzin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Cuzzin Institutions. The temperature of the water(life) must be measured and maintained constantly. 102 degrees Fahrenheit is an optimal temperature for Cuzzin. The water(life) pressure of the jets is measured and calculated with exact precision. The water flow must be fluid and constant at all times. The height of the bubbles in relation to the water level must be several centimeters as in the image below. The circumference, amount of water, and overall size of the Jacuzzi is taken into consideration to calculate the Cuzzi hopper per square inch of Jacuzzi space ratio. This ratio is vital in understanding the amount of alloted hot water that is the inalienable right of every Cuzzi hopper to experience in any given Cuzzin session.

Guy 1: Yo we cuzzin tonight?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the Cuzzinology reports of this Cuzzi District first and compare them to nearby regions.

Guy 1: Yo Cuzzinology! The science of Cuzzin! It is important to understand before selecting a location for cuzzin.

Girl 1: It needs to be certified by Cuzzinology experts

Guy 3: Yo Aquatics!

Girl 2: We Cuzzin!

Guy 1: Look at this life! The cosmos, the life, the cosmos!

Guy 2: Yo I want a degree in Cuzzinology! Were Dukin now Boys!!

Guy 1: Yo I found a good location at Spyglass. The Cuzzinology report gave it the highest rankings

Guy 2: Yo spyglass! That place is good, its so hot it singed my hair off

Guy 3: We out here! We Cuzzin!

Everybody: YEEEA!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!

by Daytony500fan February 23, 2017

cuzzin

ghetto term for friend/cousin

dont mess wit her, she ma cuzzin

by Sammi & Lauren March 30, 2003

cuzint

another pronunciation for the word cousin often quoted by members of the working class in mostly any major city

What's buzzint cuzint?

by House Husband September 21, 2006

Ur cuzin hermaphrodite

Literally the worsest thing you can say known to man

Someone:“Ur mom gay”
Me:“Ur dad lesbian”
Someone:“Ur granny tranny”
Me:“Ur cuzin hermaphrodite”
Someone: *their dick falls off and they’re cousin dies of aids*

by GRYTHERLIN March 13, 2018

Cuzzins

A group of kids all related. Usually funny but have dirty minds. But if you have these Cuzzins be great full cuz the best memories you'll have are with them.

Friend 1: wanna hang out today?

Friend 2: can't hanging with my Cuzzins.
Friend 1: Again?

Cuzzin 1: GET IN LOSER WHERE GETTING FOOD!!
Friend 2: gotta go. Bye
Everyone but friend 1: EHHH CUZZIN!

by Alice2020 January 30, 2019

Cuzzin

The art and practice of chillin with your friend at a nice jacuzzi and staring at the universe while contemplating humanity, discussing sociopolitical issues, the universe, philosophy, etc. There is usually a nice breeze coming through and the cuzzi is usually steaming. Cuzzin is very similar to Roofin, Beachin, Cruifin or Cruise Toppin, and Fanfin. You just sit with your friends in and around a nice hot cuzzi and chill.

Guy 1: Yo were cuzzin!!
Guy 2: I still cant get used to these palm trees in Florida!
Guy 3: Yo sociopolitical issues, the universe, life, etc.

by Fanfin September 28, 2014