Used to describe a situation, caused by an overload of information, in which a person becomes confused. Usually used by a person who is easily confused, often includes erratic hand waving when describing the situation.
"I was talking to this lady and she kept saying this and that and this and gave so much information and I had no idea what she was talking about and... it was all cuhblaged."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).