Cuddle fish
A dude who plays the friend role trying to steal women. A guy whose whole game is putting down her ex to make himself look better.
Cuddle fish by Tom pnoid August 5, 2015
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Cuddle-Fish
An eruption of anal gasses that get turned around in the taint area. Ejecting themselves out from between the pussy lips. Giving the chubby slightly moist wriggling movement (and SOUND) associated with the cuddle-fish's swim style. Reminiscent of wavy lasagna noodles.
Synonymous with front fart, and usually attained by women in the sitting position. Possibly fat men...
Synonymous with front fart, and usually attained by women in the sitting position. Possibly fat men...
"Dude, did that fat lady just cuddle-fish? It fucking reeks in here!"
"Yeah man! She's sitting so far back in the chair it has no where else to go!"
"Yeah man! She's sitting so far back in the chair it has no where else to go!"
Cuddle-Fish by ClarkBar69 August 25, 2011
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fish cuddles
"Yo, my parents are out of town and Mary is coming over tonight"
"Mack the fish cuddles! Mary is always down"
"Ya your right, do you have a condom?
"Mack the fish cuddles! Mary is always down"
"Ya your right, do you have a condom?
fish cuddles by tong la March 8, 2011
Cuddlefish
A seemingly gay male that slips under your radar because you thought he "wasn't competition".
Origin: Discovery Channel
Two ways to mate with a real cuttlefish female.
Dominance: Be a dominate male, force your way upon her, and fight all the other cuttlefish away.
Disguise: Some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.
Origin: Discovery Channel
Two ways to mate with a real cuttlefish female.
Dominance: Be a dominate male, force your way upon her, and fight all the other cuttlefish away.
Disguise: Some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.
You - "Man, It's weird that this gay guy loves to go shopping with my girlfriend. It kinda freaks me out."
Friend - "Dude that guy is totally a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week."
You - "HOLY SHYT YOU'RE RIGHT, the mall isn't even open at 2 AM!!"
Friend - "I bet he is in cuddle position ready to attack"
You - "NOOOOO!!!"
Friend - "Dude that guy is totally a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week."
You - "HOLY SHYT YOU'RE RIGHT, the mall isn't even open at 2 AM!!"
Friend - "I bet he is in cuddle position ready to attack"
You - "NOOOOO!!!"
Cuddlefish by R. Muttsky December 25, 2009
Cuddlefish Snugglefuck
1. noun. A female whom is so fucking adorable that one cannot ravage her sexually; therefore, one must resort to excessive cuddling and rigorous snuggling.
2. verb. To cuddle excessively and snuggle rigorously.
3. verb. The act of swindling, cheating, stealing or dissuading someone.
4. The polar opposite/pornographic version of Spongebob Squarepants.
2. verb. To cuddle excessively and snuggle rigorously.
3. verb. The act of swindling, cheating, stealing or dissuading someone.
4. The polar opposite/pornographic version of Spongebob Squarepants.
1. I would rather enjoy fucking Ann; however, she is a Cuddlefish Snugglefuck.
2. I cuddlefish snugglefucked the shit out of her.
3. Look, man, I am not trying to cuddlefish snugglefuck you out of anything.
4. Dude, have you seen Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 7: Young, Tight Bikini Bottoms?
2. I cuddlefish snugglefucked the shit out of her.
3. Look, man, I am not trying to cuddlefish snugglefuck you out of anything.
4. Dude, have you seen Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 7: Young, Tight Bikini Bottoms?
Cuddlefish Snugglefuck by Cuddlefish Snugglefuck December 17, 2008
cuddlefishie
cuddlefishie by Suzume October 23, 2008
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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