When having intercourse you use a rolled up taco as a fake penis to penetrate the vagina. Then proceed to take the taco out when she orgasms, smack her in the head with it. Next, unwrap the tortilla and eat it while masturbating to "careless whispers" by George Michael.
I stopped at Taco Bell before I fucked this bitch last night, totally got her with the crystal lake taco tuck.
by Clcasspirate February 14, 2014
Get the Crystal Lake Taco Tuckmug.