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Cryst

Cryst, Crystal, Crysty
Girl you lookin so darn Cryst today,

You shine as bright as Cryst girl.

Look at that Chysty Chain you got going on
by Jedi23 August 15, 2023
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Cryst

A genre of music created by progressive heavy metal band Final Present. It is characterized by fast blazing shred guitar with a "crystal" like aesthetic.
ooou! Those arpeggios are so Cryst!
by guitarhero123 January 21, 2025
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Jesus Cryst

something you say when you just farted and only your friend is laughing about the fart you just made and then everyone starts to laugh(or just u and friend) and its real funny-By Tyler Turnmeyer
"PPUGHH",from tylers butthole.
"Hahahahahahahha", forrest laugh to himself.
"Jesus Cryst mom," Tyler said with out laughing causing himself to laugh of the fart and the made up word.
by Tyler Turnmeyer December 24, 2008
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Crystal Parasite

Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.
Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.
by Padria Zozzria May 30, 2020
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Billy Crystal Jew

A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.
Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.
by Mikey Boyer September 30, 2013
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Crystal Pepsi

A clear version of Pepsi from the early 90's. It was discontinued, but it is now back for a limited time, thanks to LA Beast.
Did you hear that Crystal Pepsi is back for a limited time?
by whatadickhead August 22, 2016
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Crista

Crista is one of the most perfect people u will ever meet. Ik ik no one is perfect but honestly Crista is. She is the sweetest, kindest, awesome, loyal, trustworthy, and thoughtful honest person u will ever meet. If u ever meet a Crista cherish them as much a spossibke. Btw not in a phsyco way. But anyways they are the best. I would because...well let's just say I knew one and she was amazing and I loved her very much. But when she disappears u realize u lost someone so dear that u realize u did not cherish her enough to let her know u love her. Girlfriend, friend, bff, family member especially cherish them as long as u can. Please just do that. That's one thing Cristas will never forget.
What u know a Crista. Wow I wish I knew one they are just seriously perfect.
by Cynthex12 October 18, 2018
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